BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – “The investigation into Hunter Biden, code name ‘Sportsman,’ was first opened in November 2018 as an offshoot of an investigation the IRS was conducting into a foreign-based amateur online pornography platform,” stated whistleblower, Gary Shapely Jr., who was the supervisor of the investigation at the IRS. Testimony released by the committee didn’t include any further explanation of how the pornography outlet and Biden were linked.
Once again, President Biden stood up for his son. “What does Hunter’s addiction to pornography have to do with the IRS? It’s not illegal!” he angrily began. “And to my knowledge, I have never heard of him being disrespectful over the years, toward any of the countless raggedy whores that he’s dated!”