BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hunter Biden told his longtime friend and business partner, Devon Archer, that they would get the “last laugh” after Archer said a judge threw out his conviction, according to 2018 text messages.

“Thank f—ing god! First good news in way too long my friend. I am so happy for you. I know its (sic) been a living hell but put it behind you now and take great steps forward,” Hunter replied. He then appeared to refer to the Department of Justice as “motherf—ers” and said he and Archer will “have the last laugh.”

“I’m not worried about going to prison,” Hunter said. “I will show them my dad has dementia, and point out some of the idiotic things he’s said since he got elected as proof. Then I’ll give an emotional plea that I have to take care of him, after I placed that imbecile in a padded room at a low income nursing home.”