BREAKING NEWS – Rehoboth, Delaware – The White House has responded after both Democrats and Republicans criticized President Biden, who said he had “no comment” on the rising death toll from the destructive Hawaiian wildfires during his weekend beach getaway in Delaware.

One Hawaii Democrat called the president’s response “shocking” and out of character. While a congressional Republican accused Biden of “actively ignoring what is happening in Hawaii and really helping Hawaii.”

“I am concerned about what is happening in Hawaii,” Biden said in a video he posted. “I have been in constant contact with oceanographers as well as firemen, and both have assured me that the fires in Hawaii will not spread to the rest of the United States. However if it does, I am working on a plan to evacuate the west coast.”