BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A handyman who once removed squatters from his mother’s home, is using his experience to offer squatter removal services for others.
“If somebody needs help, I will go,” Flash Shelton, who founded the United Handyman Association, told Fox News.
If a squatter initially refuses to leave or can’t be removed immediately because of legal constraints, Shelton said he would have the homeowner write up a lease so he can move into the house with the squatter.
“I have different tactics once I move in, and all of them are effective,” Shelton. “The first thing I do once I’m in, is to throw all of their food away, and replace it with dog food, alleging that it’s healthier. Anytime they step out for a while, I tell them that I am going to sleep in their bed, and they’ll have to get used to my bladder control issues. And lastly, I consume large bowls of beans at every meal, and tell them that I never take any Rolaids, thus, if they won’t move out, I’ll smoke’em out.”