BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Anxious Democrats sounded off to the Washington Post about their increasing concerns over President Biden’s age and viability heading into the 2024 election. One Ohio Democrat put it bluntly: death is “imminent” for octogenarians like Biden.
When asked about this, President Biden paused for a second with a glazed confusing expression and said, “I’m not an octogenarian, I’m a presbyterian… I think.”