BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden is under fire for calling LL Cool J “boy” during a speech to the Congressional Black Caucus, with everyone from average Americans to a popular radio host scolding the president for the “unacceptable” comment about a Black man.
“Two of the great artists of our time represented the groundbreaking legacy of hip hop in America. L.L. J. Cool J, uhhh…” Biden stammered. “By the way, that boy’s got – that man’s got – biceps bigger than my thighs.”
Biden later explained tried to explain his words. “I meant no racism by what I said,” he began. “I was only trying to emphasize how muscular he is, and how likely it would be that he would be sold for a fortune, two hundred years ago at a slave auction.”