BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Pennsylvania – A married Pennsylvania state trooper was arrested after allegedly falsely committing his ex-girlfriend to a mental health facility and assaulting the woman, prosecutors announced.

“I know you’re not crazy, I’ll paint you as crazy,” state trooper Ronald Davis, 37, allegedly told his ex, only identified as M.F. by prosecutors, leading up to her being falsely committed to a mental health program.

In a strange twist of events, Davis’ defense attorney, stated that based on the actions of his client, he shouldn’t serve any time in prison. He explained that due to the overwhelming evidence, Davis is extremely stupid and legally insane.