BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – A new poll shows that a shocking number of French citizens support banning people from flying more than four times in their lives due to climate change.
“This makes perfect sense,” said Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “We should do this in America. Four flights and done! If a person flies round trip, that should be considered as two flights, and if they have a layover both ways, that’s four and their flying days will be over. After that, we should limit the amount of traffic on the roads too, by mandating that everyone has to hitchhike to work, at least twice a week.”