BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After pulling a fire alarm in a congressional office building, Rep. Jamaal Bowman, D-N.Y., landed himself in more hot water when he referred to his Republican colleagues as “Nazis” in an internal memo for attempting to expel him from Congress.

Bowman later tried to walk back the Nazi reference on X, formerly Twitter, claiming that the guidance had been drafted by his staff and that he did not approve the use of the term. “There’s a reason why my staff called them that,” explained Bowman. “It’s because I told them that republicans in Congress are Nazis, based on the fact that they have at least one swastika tattoo, their ancestors are from Germany, and they all drive Volkswagens!”