BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Democratic congresswoman faced a wave of mockery online after she claimed that she would “hope and pray” that her parents love her half as much as President Biden loves his son Hunter.

Rep. Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas., condemned Republicans for pursuing an impeachment inquiry against President Biden, claiming that she “can’t seem to find the crime” that Biden has committed. “I will tell you what the president has been guilty of. He has unfortunately been guilty of loving his child unconditionally. I’m a parent, and anytime my kids get in trouble I defend them. If a teacher gives my kids an “F” on a test, I argue they should’ve gotten an “A” and the grading system is racist or flawed. If they commit a crime, I always say my kids have been falsely accused, regardless of the circumstances. This is called loving your children, and parents should try to convince others that their kids are never guilty of anything, even if they have to ignore video and DNA evidence!”