BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A new Coca-Cola concoction created using artificial intelligence stumped taste testers in the nation’s capital as they tried to figure out the futuristic flavor, with some praising the pop while others let their criticism out of the can.
“I think AI-generated Coke is better than human-tried and proven Coca-Cola,” Emmanuel told Fox News. “This has something in it that will make me start drinking Coca-Cola.”
Another taste tester, Mitra, was not satisfied with the flavor, saying it “tastes like medicine” and that she prefers “old, traditional Coke.”
When the soft drink giant asked AI how to deal with the people that criticized the new version, the computer came up with 27 ways to administer a lethal injection to the critics, plus a long list of the nation’s best attorneys that defends clients accused of murder.