BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden appeared to stumble when asked by a reporter about his administration’s resumption of border wall construction in Texas, telling a reporter that “we tried to ask the Congress to consider changing the law,” one day after saying that he had merely tried to “redirect” money for the project. He later changed that to “we are trying to direct the funds to Congress so they themselves can go the southern border to build the wall,” and that was changed to, “I am hiring Humpty Dumpty, based on his extensive experience in these type of structures.”
