BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden is “very much alive” and intends to run for re-election according to Vice President Kamala Harris during Sunday’s “60 Minutes.”
Harris spoke with Bill Whitaker about various issues including the ongoing Israel-Gaza War, the border crisis and the upcoming presidential election.
“We were talking to some democratic donors, and they have told us that, should something befall President Biden, and he is not able to run, that there would be a free for all for who would run as president,” stated Whitaker. “You are in the spot that that would be a natural for you to step up. But we’re hearing from donors that they would not naturally fall into line. Why is that?”
“Probably because of my word salads,” answered Harris. “Sometimes when I say words that form sentences, which forms paragraphs, the letters within the words can create the opposing force causing grammatical polarization. This causes my message to be viewed through a lens that the average astronomer would refer to as celestial politics and industrialized intergalactic rhetorical redundancy.
“Huh? I don’t think you answered my question,” said Whitaker.
“What question?” responded Harris.