BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – More than 20% of American adults say they “rarely or never” wake up feeling well-rested, according to a new survey from U.S. News & World Report.

The survey, which polled 1,200 adults about their sleep habits and quality, revealed some of the biggest sources of sleep struggles. According to the U.S Crime Statistics, late night assaults on blanket hogs has risen dramatically over the past decade. They stated that many people are going to bed at night, and waking up in an ICU, completely shocked on why they are there… on life support.