BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett swatted aside talking points from MSNBC host Katy Tur and the international community, as they debated about the history of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

“Imagine if America, instead of Mexico, had a state of Al-Qaeda, with 240 American hostages, including babies, there, and this Al-Qaeda state entered Florida and raped women and murdered parents in front of their children, and vice versa and burnt them, would anyone ask America to cease fire against this Al-Qaeda state?” Bennett asked Tur.

“I would’ve asked for a cease fire under those conditions, because I am against al wars,” answered Tur. “For example, after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, I would’ve discouraged the U.S. from retaliating, but instead sent Japan an invoice for the ship repairs. I would’ve urged the U.S. not to retaliate after 9-11, until our government was certain that the crashes into the Twin Towers were not caused by pilots getting lost while trying to find LaGuardia Airport. And the Revolutionary War never should’ve happened, because it was basically a bunch of colonies illegally making a land grab from Great Britain, without going through a licensed realtor.”