BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Air Force’s super-secret B-21 Raider stealth bomber quietly made its first flight in California on Nov. 10, flying from the factory to Edwards AFB at not much more than tree-top level.

Now, China’s President Xi Jinping wants to start talks on AI and nuclear weapons.

Many people believe that is because the B-21 is full of AI. It’s the only U.S. Air Force combat plane with the range and stealth to chase China’s mobile missiles and carry the deep penetrating weapons to hit underground bunkers if North Korea or Iran threatens nuclear mayhem. It is a sixth-generation stealth aircraft, with a sleek design that foils radar detection.

According to an anonymous White House source, China is so afraid of the U.S. aircraft, that they offered to disclose some secrets they have with Russia, have the North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un arrested and flogged in public, and will give the United States 50% of the profits made by Panda Express.