BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Hundreds of migrants are still sleeping on floors or in tents outside city police stations. Some who remained this week huddled near tents wearing parkas, knit hats and even ski goggles to cope with the cold weather and falling snow.

Mayor Brandon Johnson said he will soon implement his plan to deal with the current situation. He said he already contacted the Governor Michael Dunleavy of Alaska, requesting him to transport homeless Eskimos to Chicago, to teach the migrants how to survive living outside during the upcoming subzero temperatures.