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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Mrs. Claus is in the hospital in stable condition, after getting nearly trampled to death. According to witnesses, she was attacked after taunting Santa’s sleigh team singing the modified lyrics from “The Sound of Music”,
“Doe a deer,
A transgender deer”…