BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Little more than a week after a panga boat full of suspected illegal migrants landed on a California beach near the homes of Hollywood stars like Barbra Streisand, Leonardo DiCaprio and Cher.
A homeowner reported seeing the panga boat — narrow, high-bowed vessels often used by human and drug smugglers.
One well known celebrity angrily stated anonymously, “As a liberal, when I said in the past that I believe in open borders, I was referring to Texas and Arizona, not here on the beaches in Malibu!”