BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Tesla, the company known for its electric cars, solar panels and batteries, has also been working hard on developing humanoid robots that can perform various tasks and interact with humans.

The company has recently unveiled its latest version of its robot, called Optimus Gen 2, which is lighter, faster, smoother and more capable than its predecessor.

The new robot is family friendly in an unprecedented way. It can be programmed to backhand disrespectful/mouthy teenagers, and it can also threaten any unmotivated 18 year olds with serious bodily injuries, if they don’t look for a job.