BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sam Brinton, the embattled nonbinary former Biden administration official, ended 2023 free despite facing multiple charges related to alleged airport baggage thefts in multiple states.

Brinton made headlines in mid-2022 after being appointed to lead nuclear waste policy at the Department of Energy’s (DOE) Office of Nuclear Energy as a nonbinary gender-fluid person.

“Not sending him to jail was the right thing to do,” said President Biden when speaking to a reporter. “I urged the Department of Justice not to prosecute, based on my policy that nonbinary people should not be sent to prison for any reason, due to some personal struggles they are trying to deal with. And ‘yes’, that also includes first degree murder.”