BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton’s class on “decision-making” was blasted by a Columbia University student for lacking insights as she said that the former secretary of state was “basically reading passages from her book” and morphed more into a politician as the semester continued.

“I would have really, really hoped that she would bring in some more unique insights… rather than her almost basically reciting passages from her book word for word during lecture,” current Columbia student Laalitya Acharya, said on TikTok in December. “She would also have some dramatic mood swings. At one moment she would be coherent, and the next moment she would start screaming and crying about losing the election in 2016, and then she would calm her nerves by chugging down some whiskey from a bottle that was in a brown paper bag.”