BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Katie Couric sat down for an interview with Vice President Harris, and told her that she is “not in charge” of the southern border.

“I want to talk to you about immigration, because I think nearly everyone agrees that the system is broken, and that we need comprehensive immigration reform. Early on, I know you were tasked with understanding the root causes of the immigration crisis, but you’re not in charge of the border, which I think is important to point out,” Couric began.

“Why are you bringing up this subject?” Harris fired back. “At least give me the questions in advance like CNN and MSNBC! You know something, I can see why Matt Lauer wouldn’t leave his wife for you, no matter how much you begged him!”