BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – President Biden told a crowd in Las Vegas that he recently met with Francois Mitterrand, the French president who has been dead for nearly 30 years.

“I sat down and I said, ‘America’s back,’” Biden recalled. “And Mitterrand from Germany – I mean from France – looked at me and said…” Biden appeared to trail off before collecting his thoughts to finish the sentence. “I meant President Napoleon… and his wife Josephine.”