BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Biden claimed he spoke with the late German Chancellor Helmut Kohl, who died in 2017, in 2021 while recalling past conversations during fundraising events. The gaffe marks his second of the week.

The president said that the late German Chancellor Kohl asked him what he would say if he learned 1,000 people stormed the British Parliament in an attempt to deny the next prime minister from taking office.

According to an unnamed source in the White House, his staff is not surprised at the gaffes, citing that two weeks ago, Biden asked them when will he be campaigning in Bedrock, because he said he was sure he can get the endorsements from Fred Flintstone and Mr. Slate.