BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden explicitly told reporters he was not taking questions during remarks he made at the White House following last week’s explosive press conference.

“I’m not going to be taking any questions, but I’ll be taking questions tomorrow or the next day,” Biden said as he approached the podium. “But I don’t want anything to get in the way of this statement.”

Biden stuck to the script for roughly eight minutes, speaking about the Senate passing the $95 billion foreign aid package for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan, and urging House Republicans to pass the bill..”

“I will be taking questions tomorrow,” continued Biden. “As long as the questions are given to me beforehand, along with the answers, to reduced my predictable confusion.”