BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden faces Jimmy Carter-like approval ratings as he barrels towards the end of his first term and Election Day in November.

Biden’s job approval rating stands at 38%, just one point above his all-time low and far below the 50% rating typical of presidents who are re-elected, according to a new Gallup survey.

“Biden’s overall job rating has slipped to 38%, and his ratings on immigration, the Israel-Hamas situation, foreign affairs and the economy are even lower,” said Megan Brenan, a research consultant at Gallup.

“Even if I were to lose this year, I’d run again in 2028,” stated Biden. “I’d gather all my faculties four years from now, show the public that I am not senile, and then I would make Canada great again!”