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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Political analysts and commentators from both parties agree that President Obama’s recent statement to motivate democrats to vote in record numbers was ingenious. Obama’s implied threat to a large crowd, was that if he is not re-elected, he’ll encourage Joe Biden to run in 2016.