A friend of mine had some issues when he ordered some items from Amazon. I suggested to him that he should contact them through their website to resolve the matter. The next day when I saw him at a park, he was sitting down making some strange sounds while uttering some weird words. He said he had been trying to contact Amazon for almost an hour, and they had not responded. When I realized what he was doing, it was obvious that he clearly misunderstood me. And then I told him to contact Amazon online in a “chat”, not a “chant”. What the…