My wife is a nurse, and I love that fact. Anytime I’m not feeling well, she always knows what to do. I told her that in my past, I dated four nurses, and if I knew how great the benefits would be, I probably would’ve married one of them. After I said that, I got another benefit from my wife’s medical background, by her knowing how much ice should be applied to the blackeye she immediately gave me. What the…