PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
Alcohol can be deadly, and a childhood friend of mine unfortunately found out the hard way. In the 1980s she would always keep some whiskey in her fanny back. In the 2000s, she kept a six pack in her backpack. And she recently died when she got drunk in a forest… and was killed by a wolfpack. YIKES!!!