My cousin takes a lot of pride in calling out racism, anytime he thinks he sees it. Recently he told me that it was very hypocritical of white people to believe that black men get very angry every time someone accidentally scuffs up their brand new Air-Jordans. And he added that these exact same white people said nothing when Elvis got angry when anyone put a mark on his blue suede shoes. (Either my cousin is off of his medication, or he needs larger doses).