I recently had a dream that I was standing in front of Dracula. He looked at me, showed his fangs, and did his famous metamorphosis. As he was flying away, I played it cool and said, “Go ‘head on, with your bat self.”
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I recently had a dream that I was standing in front of Dracula. He looked at me, showed his fangs, and did his famous metamorphosis. As he was flying away, I played it cool and said, “Go ‘head on, with your bat self.”