I recently went out and bought some knives, and when I got home, I realized that none of them were sharp. In hindsight, I should’ve expected that because I bought the knives from the Duller Store. What the…
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I recently went out and bought some knives, and when I got home, I realized that none of them were sharp. In hindsight, I should’ve expected that because I bought the knives from the Duller Store. What the…