I was in New York City riding on an elevator in the Empire State Building with a group of tourists, when a tour guide boastfully proclaimed, that he was the foremost authority on the Empire State Building. He went on to say that no one on the planet knew more about it than he did, and there was virtually no question he couldn’t answer.
So I jokingly asked him, “If I dropped a cat from the top story, would it land on its’ feet?” I initially thought my question was funny, but I wiped that smile off my face a little later when I saw the tour guide heading for the top floor with his pet “Fluffy” while a priest was giving the cat its’ last rites. All three of them gave me some dirty looks… especially the cat.