PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
I recently put in a request with NASCAR to become a professional driver. I told them that I was qualified, because when I lived in Chicago, I was involved in several high speed chases fleeing from the police while driving vehicles that I had stolen. NASCAR turned me down without given me an explanation. (Those lowdown bigots)!!!