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The dense thick wool on a wooly mammoth was once thought to be more than adequate to keep it warm while it existed during the Ice Age. Scientists are now rethinking that point of view, because a perfectly preserved frozen wooly mammoth has been found in northern Michigan that was holding in its trunk, some Kleenex and a box of cough drops. Yeah, whatever.
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Have they found any Wooly Ducks remains?
What the…
OK, so I was a Mammoth in a previous life. So what Duck Breath?
Duck breath? Wait, I shouldn’t be get mad about that.