A friend of mine told me that San Francisco is an extremely liberal city and has no traditional values whatsoever. I found that hard to believe, and I bet him $1000.00 he was wrong. When I flew there to gather my evidence, I was still at the airport when I saw a headline in the San Francisco Chronicle that tore his theory to shreds. It read:
“MORE THAN A DOZEN BOYS GETS SUSPENDED FOR REPEATEDLY VIOLATING THE SCHOOL DRESS CODE.”
I thought to myself that this was great! I won! But after reading the article, I discovered that the boys were suspended for wearing pants to school, instead of a skirt. Anyway, I got on the next plane and came home. What the…