Over the years, I’ve ended quite a few relationships. I would never embarrass these women by printing their names, but I will list their occupations, and the reason why I gave them the boot:
1. A fabric store owner – she was too materialistic
2. A banker – I lost interest in her
3. An aspiring actress – too much drama
4. A neurologist – she got on my nerves
5. Sat on the bench of the state Supreme Court – she was too judgmental
6. A tennis instructor – she always focused on my faults
7. A poker player – I just didn’t want to deal with her anymore
8. A breast implant distributor – she wouldn’t keep it real