broken-heart

Over the years, I’ve ended quite a few relationships. I would never embarrass these women by printing their names, but I will list their occupations, and the reason why I gave them the boot:

1. A fabric store owner – she was too materialistic

2. A banker – I lost interest in her

3. An aspiring actress – too much drama

4. A neurologist – she got on my nerves

5. Sat on the bench of the state Supreme Court – she was too judgmental

6. A tennis instructor – she always focused on my faults

7. A poker player – I just didn’t want to deal with her anymore

8. A breast implant distributor – she wouldn’t keep it real