I recently sent $3500.00 to a company in Nigeria that will soon make me royalty! They have connections with the British Embassy, and after I pay another $1500.00 processing fee, I’ll be the Duke of Earl. A lot of my friends over the years have often told me that I was stupid. But they’ll be laughing out of the other side of their faces when they find out that I am hanging out with the Queen of England. Who’s the fool now, you pathetic peasants!!!
I don’t pay attention to most of your nonsense but this made me fall out laughing. You are a crazy man!