I was hanging out with my nephew near a pond, when I saw him doing something that made my jaw dropped. Instead of skipping rocks, he was skipping hamsters! While still in shock, I explained to him mean and cruel that was. He responded by asking me, what evidence did I have that the hamsters didn’t enjoy being skipped? And then he followed that up by asking me, if could I prove that the hamsters did not swim safely back to shore? On what hand I felt that this kid is mentally disturbed. But on the other hand, his thought process suggests to me that he has the potential of being a very successful crooked lawyer. (My family is so screwed up).