The Winter Olympics is about to start and I maintain my position regarding the sport of curling. Basically, players slide stones across a sheet of ice towards a target area which is segmented into four concentric rings. The curler can induce a curved path by causing the stone to slowly turn as it slides, and the path of the rock may be further influenced by two sweepers with brooms. Brooms? How moronic is that? Newsflash to the players! The vacuum cleaner has been around for over a century. Welcome to 2014, idiots!