I was down on one knee holding a long-stemmed rose when I proposed to the woman that meant the world to me. After I stood up, she held me as if she never wanted to let go. I told her I special ordered a ring for her, and when I reached into my pocket and pulled it out she could hardly believe what she saw. It was a ring. . . that I ordered from Kellogg’s Cornflakes (with 3 Proof of Purchase Seals). I told her it glowed in the dark and it was also a whistle. As I began to laugh uncontrollably, she stared at me with a look that could kill. An hour later, paramedics told me that my nose was badly bruised but not broken.
