Within our solar system, Saturn is considered to be the most beautiful of the planets because of its visually spectacular nine rings. For centuries, the purpose of the rings has been a mystery. Now astronomers believe they are actually gigantic engagements rings, and Saturn was probably repeatedly dumped for some unknown reason before the weddings took place. Additonally, they also think that Saturn has loose morals, been around the block a few times, and is now viewed as an intergalactic tramp.

I don’t know how it is on other planets, but on this one (with no warning), people will turn on you in a heartbeat.