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I had a dream that God told me that He would give me control of all the clouds in the sky. One day when I was about to send a storm to the Midwest, I noticed some of the clouds were missing and my older brother (that I have always been jealous of) had ripped me off. Even in my dreams he steals my thunder! What the…