I recently had my vision examined by a very attractive ophthalmologist . After coming on to her for nearly an hour, she said I had issues with my depth perception, and then she added that my style of flirting suggested that I was s very shallow person. Last week when I was squinting to fill out some forms after a session in my psychiatrist’s office, he concluded that I was a shallow person, and I probably needed glasses. I’m convinced that these two people were comparing notes, which confirms what I’ve known for many years, that the whole world is still against me. What the…