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People, please join in my boycott of Goodwill stores!!! After conducting a thorough investigation, I have discovered that not only do they have a nationwide “no return” policy, but I have compelling evidence that a large percentage of the products sold there aren’t even brand new! How is that “goodwill?” What the…