NFL

I will continue my boycott of the NFL until they honor my request for a business meeting. They are constantly announcing their concerns about players getting concussions and other head injuries, but when I offered to show them my new product, they sent me a letter saying that they’re “not interested in my product or presentation”. I was honest enough to admit to them that every player that I tested it on complained that they felt their necks were being compressed, but even with that minor issue, I still plan on marketing my state-of-the-art concrete football helmets.