KY_Derby

A friend of mine recently bought a pony, and he told me that he plans on entering it in the Kentucky Derby and was very confident that it would win. He went on to say that he discovered a secret, which is, if you feed it some marijuana every day, by the time it’s full grown, it will be the fastest stallion on earth. I was dubious about his assertion, so I asked him if this was true why doesn’t anyone else know about this “brilliant concept?” He said it was because none of the trainers are his intellectual equal, and he’s smarted than all of them put together.  I was thinking to myself, “I wish this guy would get off his high horse”.